Cindi: (playfully) Oh, shut your pie hole.Mike: I don't eat pie.
Cindi: What? Who doesn't eat pie?
Mike: I don't eat pie...therefore, I have no pie hole.
Cindi: I think I've seen you eat pie! Pie eater!
Mike: Well...ok...chocolate pie. (pause) And I think I might like apple. Almost no pie.
Cindi: I knew it! I thought I remembered you eating pie.
Mike: Virtually no pie...I don't think it counts.
Cindi: (pause) Shut your cake hole.
Mike: I do like cake.
4 comments:
I can hear this conversation as if it were happening right before me! You two have the weirdest 'discussions'. I firmly believe Mike does like pie but I, too, know he likes cake!
lol......marriage really brings out the best in you, doesn't it?
You guys are so entertaining! And I, too, sometimes feel the need to tell the old man to shut his pie hole... :D
funny. one guy at work called me that jokingly and I took offense to it (imagine that)...he thought he was just being funny cuz Pie is part of my name, but I told him "NOT funny". ;)
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