Between two little boys in the pew in front of us -
Boy 1: I'm part Puerto Rican and Croatian. Me and Vanessa are exactly the same thing.
Boy 2: You and Vanessa are the same?
Boy 1: Uh huh. We're exactly the same thing - Puerto Rican and Croatian.
Boy 2: Are you Asian?
Boy 1: (pause) Well, I'm not sure where Croatia is, so I might be Asian.