So I called Mike from work today to let him know that his amazon order had been delivered to my office. He ordered a new nature documentary (BBC Earth) on blueray. He picked me up at the train today and followed me around until I pulled the disk out of my bag and gave it to him.
I went into the bedroom and changed out of my work clothes. When I came out, I caught him heading through the hallway with these...beer and Cheez-Its.
Then he disappeared into the mancave. That disk has 780 minutes worth of video....
We may never see Mike again.